{"product_id":"the-older-i-get-opossum","title":"The Older I Get - Opossum","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eShe has been through enough to know exactly what she is and is not here for. 🤠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is the shirt for the woman who has traded people pleasing for peace, drama for boundaries and caring too much for caring just enough. The older she gets the more she knows — and honey, she knows a whole lot. Meet your new favorite tee. Featuring an absolutely adorable vintage-style raccoon in a cowboy hat, a western belt and the cutest pink cowgirl boots you have ever seen, this shirt says everything your therapy has been trying to tell you — but funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrinted on the legendary \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors garment-dyed crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e in the most beautiful sage green that will immediately become the most-reached-for shirt in your closet. Soft from the very first wear, broken in feeling from day one and only getting better every single time you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Will Absolutely Obsess Over This Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSome shirts are cute. Some shirts are relatable. This one is both and it knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric — the gold standard of boutique tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed oversized fit — perfect with jeans, shorts, leggings or over a swimsuit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAdorable vintage western raccoon graphic that photographs beautifully in any lighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe most quotable phrase your friend group has heard all year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes — designed to fit and flatter every body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShips within 2-3 business days so it arrives fast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Woman Who Wears This Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eShe is the friend who has been through it and came out the other side with better boundaries, a great sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense. She knows who she is. She knows what she wants. She knows exactly which situations and which people are worth her energy — and which ones absolutely are not. She shows up to girls night in this shirt and the whole table immediately wants one. She is that woman. You know her. You might be her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIf any of this sounds like you — this shirt was made specifically for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWomen who have officially graduated from caring too much\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe friend who gives the best no-nonsense advice at the table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone who has ever said \"I am too old for this\" and meant it with their whole chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFans of cowgirl aesthetics and honest self-expression\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThe best birthday gift for the woman who has been around the block and has the wisdom to show for it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCountry girls, western aesthetic lovers and women who live in Comfort Colors year round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing and Care\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors runs relaxed and slightly oversized — true to the boutique oversized fit your favorite tees have. 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