{"product_id":"the-only-squat-im-doing-is-diddly-opossum","title":"The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly - Opossum","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eGym culture? Never heard of her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis cowboy opossum showed up in boots, a belt, and a hat — and he did \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e come to work out. A love letter to everyone who skips leg day, hates fitness culture, and still looks this good doing absolutely nothing. 🦝🤠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eWhether you're anti-gym, anti-squats, or just pro-opossum energy — this tee was made for your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e👕 \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eComfort Colors Garment-Dyed\u003c\/strong\u003e — that signature soft, broken-in feel you'll reach for every single day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eDusty Sage colorway\u003c\/strong\u003e — effortlessly cool, goes with everything in your closet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🖨️ \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eVibrant Western-style graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e — rustic lettering, rich earth tones, built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e✂️ \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e — wear it loose, knotted, or tucked — totally versatile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🌿 \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003ePre-shrunk heavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e — wash after wash, it only gets softer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; 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