He ordered his coffee. He got his biscuit. He has absolutely zero
interest in your drama. 🐸☕
The unbothered frog at his little bistro table is living his best
life — and this tee is for every woman who relates to that energy
on a spiritual level.
"If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" is the
mantra you didn't know you needed on a shirt. Equal parts cottagecore
aesthetic and chaotic frog energy — it's the combo Etsy was built for.
✨ WHY THIS TEE IS GOING VIRAL:
Frog shirts are having a massive moment — and this one hits every
trend at once: cottagecore illustration, whimsical animal humor,
Southern charm, and a phrase that makes people laugh out loud and
immediately send it to their group chat.
👕 SHIRT DETAILS:
- Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed — that broken-in feel from day one
- Relaxed unisex fit — size down for fitted, true size for oversized
- Vivid detailed illustration print — wash inside out cold
- Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton
- Ships from the U.S. 🇺🇸
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Frog lovers, cottagecore girlies, unbothered women, Southern charm
enthusiasts, best friends who get it, anyone in their peaceful era.
Birthdays • Galentine's • Mother's Day • Christmas • Just Because
📦 Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking on every order.
From Stableish Clothing Co. — wearable moods for real humans.
stableishclothingco.com
