Playing dead to drama. Holding a biscuit. Thriving. š¾āØ
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This little opossum is lying flat on his back, one arm triumphantlyĀ
raised with a golden biscuit, and he could not care less about aĀ
single thing happening around him. This is the spirit animal ofĀ
every woman in her unbothered era ā and now it's a shirt.
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"If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" has neverĀ
been more perfectly illustrated than by a possum playing dead whileĀ
still clutching the biscuit.
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āØ WHY THIS IS AN INSTANT BESTSELLER:
Opossum content is exploding across every platform right now āĀ
Pinterest, TikTok, Etsy. Pair that with a viral-worthy phrase andĀ
a whimsical illustration style and you have the exact recipe forĀ
a screenshot-worthy, share-worthy, gift-worthy tee.
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š SHIRT DETAILS:
- Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed ā soft, heavy, perfectly worn-in
- Relaxed unisex fit ā size down for fitted, true size for oversized
- Whimsical illustration print ā wash inside out in cold water
- Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton
- Ships from the U.S. šŗšø
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š PERFECT GIFT FOR:
Opossum lovers, unbothered women, chaotic good energy people,Ā
Southern charm fans, anyone who would genuinely rather play deadĀ
than deal with drama.
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Birthdays ā¢ Galentine's ā¢ Mother's Day ā¢ Christmas ā¢ Just Because
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š¦ Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking on every order.
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