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Stableish Clothing Co

Everything Will Be Gravy - Opossum

Everything Will Be Gravy - Opossum

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Playing dead to drama. Holding a biscuit. Thriving. 🐾✨

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This little opossum is lying flat on his back, one arm triumphantlyĀ 

raised with a golden biscuit, and he could not care less about aĀ 

single thing happening around him. This is the spirit animal ofĀ 

every woman in her unbothered era — and now it's a shirt.

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"If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" has neverĀ 

been more perfectly illustrated than by a possum playing dead whileĀ 

still clutching the biscuit.

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✨ WHY THIS IS AN INSTANT BESTSELLER:

Opossum content is exploding across every platform right now — 

Pinterest, TikTok, Etsy. Pair that with a viral-worthy phrase andĀ 

a whimsical illustration style and you have the exact recipe forĀ 

a screenshot-worthy, share-worthy, gift-worthy tee.

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šŸ‘• SHIRT DETAILS:

- Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed — soft, heavy, perfectly worn-in

- Relaxed unisex fit — size down for fitted, true size for oversized

- Whimsical illustration print — wash inside out in cold water

- Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton

- Ships from the U.S. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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šŸŽ PERFECT GIFT FOR:

Opossum lovers, unbothered women, chaotic good energy people,Ā 

Southern charm fans, anyone who would genuinely rather play deadĀ 

than deal with drama.

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Birthdays • Galentine's • Mother's Day • Christmas • Just Because

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šŸ“¦ Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking on every order.

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