Live Slow Die Whenever - Raccoon

He's not getting up. He's not sorry. 🦝🌻

This round, belly-up raccoon has fully committed to doing 

absolutely nothing — and honestly, he's an inspiration. Rendered 

in bold American traditional tattoo flash style with vibrant 

sunflowers and classic ribbon banners, "Live Slow, Die Whenever" 

has never looked this good.

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS A BESTSELLER:

Tattoo flash style designs are massively trending right now — 

bold colors, thick outlines, vintage banner lettering. Pair that 

with raccoon humor and a phrase that perfectly captures the 

"do less" lifestyle, and you get a shirt that's instantly 

eye-catching and endlessly relatable.

👕 SHIRT DETAILS:

- Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed — soft, heavyweight, perfectly 

  worn-in feel

- Relaxed unisex fit — size down for fitted, true size for 

  oversized

- Vivid tattoo-style illustration print — wash inside out, 

  cold water

- Pre-shrunk heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton

- Ships from the U.S.