Mind your biscuit, honey. 🪿🍪
This sassy little goose in her floral apron has one message for the world — and she's presenting it on a wooden cutting board like the Southern queen she is.
The "If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" tee is equal parts charming and cheeky — the exact kind of shirt that stops the scroll, gets screenshotted, and shows up in someone's cart at midnight.
✨ WHY EVERYONE IS BUYING THIS: Cottagecore meets Southern sass in one impossibly wearable tee. Whether you're the most unbothered person in the room or you just need a shirt that says what you're thinking — this one does the talking for you.
👕 SHIRT DETAILS: - Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed — buttery soft from the first wear - Relaxed unisex fit — size down for fitted, true size for oversized - Vibrant durable print — wash inside out in cold water - Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton — gets softer every wash - Ships from the U.S.
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR: Cottagecore lovers, Southern women, goose obsessives, best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, anyone who is simply unbothered and thriving.
Birthdays • Mother's Day • Christmas • Galentine's • Just Because
📦 SHIPPING: Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking provided on every order. Questions? Message us — we respond within 24 hours.
