Sweet on the outside. Zero tolerance on the inside. 🎀🍪

This is the shirt that looks like a love letter and reads like a

boundary — and that's exactly why everyone needs it. Satin ribbon

bows, delicate florals, soft romantic script, and the most politely

unbothered phrase ever put on a tee.

"If You Mind Your Own Biscuit, Everything Will Be Gravy" in flowing

calligraphy script surrounded by bows and tiny hearts is the coquette

era content we've all been waiting for.

✨ WHY THIS IS FLYING OFF THE VIRTUAL SHELVES:

Coquette aesthetic is one of Etsy's top trending styles for women

right now — and pairing that hyper-feminine visual language with a

sassy, funny phrase creates the kind of irresistible contrast that

drives shares, screenshots, and impulse purchases at 1am. It's

genuinely pretty AND genuinely funny. That's rare. That's powerful.

👕 SHIRT DETAILS:

- Comfort Colors Garment-Dyed — soft, feminine, perfectly worn-in

- Relaxed unisex fit — size down for fitted, true size for oversized

- Delicate detailed print — wash inside out in cold water

- Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton

- Ships from the U.S. 🇺🇸

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:

Coquette aesthetic lovers, bow girls, romantics with attitude,

best friends, sisters, the girliest girl you know who also has

absolutely zero patience for nonsense.

Birthdays • Galentine's • Valentine's Day • Christmas • Just Because

📦 Ships within 3-5 business days. Tracking on every order.

Mind Your Biscuit Ribbon