The Older I Get - Opossum

She has been through enough to know exactly what she is and is not here for. 🤠

This is the shirt for the woman who has traded people pleasing for peace, drama for boundaries and caring too much for caring just enough. The older she gets the more she knows — and honey, she knows a whole lot. Meet your new favorite tee. Featuring an absolutely adorable vintage-style raccoon in a cowboy hat, a western belt and the cutest pink cowgirl boots you have ever seen, this shirt says everything your therapy has been trying to tell you — but funnier.

Printed on the legendary Comfort Colors garment-dyed crew neck in the most beautiful sage green that will immediately become the most-reached-for shirt in your closet. Soft from the very first wear, broken in feeling from day one and only getting better every single time you wash it.

Why You Will Absolutely Obsess Over This Tee

Some shirts are cute. Some shirts are relatable. This one is both and it knows it.

• Soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric — the gold standard of boutique tees
• Relaxed oversized fit — perfect with jeans, shorts, leggings or over a swimsuit
• Adorable vintage western raccoon graphic that photographs beautifully in any lighting
• The most quotable phrase your friend group has heard all year
• Available in multiple sizes — designed to fit and flatter every body
• Ships within 2-3 business days so it arrives fast

The Woman Who Wears This Tee

She is the friend who has been through it and came out the other side with better boundaries, a great sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense. She knows who she is. She knows what she wants. She knows exactly which situations and which people are worth her energy — and which ones absolutely are not. She shows up to girls night in this shirt and the whole table immediately wants one. She is that woman. You know her. You might be her.

If any of this sounds like you — this shirt was made specifically for you.

Perfect For:

• Women who have officially graduated from caring too much
• The friend who gives the best no-nonsense advice at the table
• Anyone who has ever said "I am too old for this" and meant it with their whole chest
• Fans of cowgirl aesthetics and honest self-expression
• The best birthday gift for the woman who has been around the block and has the wisdom to show for it
• Country girls, western aesthetic lovers and women who live in Comfort Colors year round

Sizing and Care Comfort Colors runs relaxed and slightly oversized — true to the boutique oversized fit your favorite tees have. We recommend sizing down one size for a more fitted look or staying true to size for the classic relaxed feel this shirt was designed for. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low to preserve the print quality and that perfect garment-dyed color.

🦝 The older she gets, the heller she knows. And she is just getting started.